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Film Review - Moana 2

Film Review - Moana 2

A deeply average sequel, doubtless decreed into being by algorithmic instruction

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Dec 01, 2024
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In the seventh millennium of time, it came to pass that the Priests of Disney did call upon the Almighty Algorithm, asking from whence would come their next great profit. “Oh, Mighty One, tell us what cash cow we might milk!” they cried, prostrating themselves in sackcloth and ashes, for annual profits had been down, and there had been muc…

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