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Film Review — Lilo & Stitch

Film Review — Lilo & Stitch

More algorithmically mandated live-action remake ghastliness for you to despair over

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May 29, 2025
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Another day, another utterly wretched live-action remake of a beloved animated feature from Disney, this time in the form of Lilo & Stitch. It’s not just Disney doing this anymore, either. Next month, How to Train Your Dragon (2010) suffers the ignominy of being recreated in nobody-asked-for-this live-action, thanks to a fit of algorithmic…

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